Camrose & District Senior Centre Society
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Being a SEENAGER

I just discovered our age group! We are seenagers now. Haha.

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 55-60 years later. I don’t have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don’t have a curfew. I have a drivers license and my own car. I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store. I like the wine store best. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant. They aren’t scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared, and I don’t have acne. Life is good!     Also you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a seenager. Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains. Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.   Also older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wandering what they came for. Val is doing that right now. Ha . It is NOT a memory problem…it is natures way of making us do more exercise. SO THERE! All you seenagers in Camrose. Can’t fool me how old you all are.   Friend Gloria.

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